Dear England football team.
The first team you're playing is the USA.
I implore you, England, not to lose. They don't even call the sport by its proper name. And most people don't care about football anyway, unless it's Handegg. 8(
That's reason enough, surely.
Plus, you have to get us going up against Germany.
Because nothing is quite as important as playing Germany.
Except maybe for Argentina, what with the vendetta and all.
Love,
Jess.
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